- Gay sex scandal
- Supreme court nominations (by writing this, and the law of jinx, I just guaranteed that he will. You're welcome America. Sorry Scalia.)
- Republican party crumbles when that whole Jesus thing finally loses steam.
- The country shares a shameful wince when the president looks like an idiot next to a foreign dignitary.
- Telling Republicans to respect the office finally gets old.
- Your black friends still don't know who the president is.
- Obama excels in such a way that the country unifies in the peaceful pursuit of a common goal.
- People on the white house tour routinely comment on the over-abundance of mayonnaise on the complimentary sandwiches.
- Pretty much anything other than Armageddon
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
The Vice President refuses a press invite?
ReplyDelete