10. 1000 hits and my parole officer said I can move back ino my real house.
9. Don't you just love reading something, written by someone else, that makes you feel a little smarter?
8. Taking a break from porn is not only healthy, but very normal.
7. Seriously, if you're still reading this, you have way too much time on your hands, and you should probably get off the web right now. Go plant a tree or something.
6. That thing with me and the Shetland Pony was a long time ago, and I deserve a second chance.
5. Pity. If nothing else.
4. I've seen John Ashcroft nude, and I loved it.
3. If you respond, I'll take you out to the Sizzler.
2. In these important political times, I will work hard to post the best maps to Canada.
1. I have the perfect face for blogging.
Saturday, September 11, 2004
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