Don't call me a Sellout

This blog has been the pinnacle of humorous internet musings for some time now. I hate to break this to you, but people sell out. It happens. You would do it too. Trust me on that one, buddy.

I can't continue to bring this kind of entertainment for free. What do you think this is? Something that is like everything fucking else on the internet?

Do you want to know why living sucks? Because all the people that scurry from any podcast that charges for download are the same people that automatically vote down any tax. Even the smallest tax for the greatest of reasons. Those people are idiots and there are many, many of them around. I hate this world.

Do you stop to think about anything? I hate you all. I dream of slowly grinding lit cigarettes into your only child's face.

What makes a work day fly by? Good podcasts, that's what. How do we get good podcasts? Well, if you ask most people, you leave it in the hands of all the companies that can profit by providing free podcasts. Who would want to pay a small monthly fee for uncensored, quality podcasts? That would totally suck. You know what? I don't have that option because there are so many fucking idiots out there. I honestly don't believe in God because of idiots like you. It's not that I think, "What kind of God would make so many idiots?" That's not it. It's more along the lines of, "If these morons believe in it so much, then I don't believe on principle." I laugh at Jesus being raped like a white jail bitch. I can write that because the world is full of retards.

Anyway, we were talking about selling out. I was made an offer by Fox. I don't really want to get into it, but this blog is really going to change.

You know who else is on Fox? At least in Phoenix. Judge Judy. I freaking LOVE Judge Judy. She is totally the best. She yells at idiots. If I had to choose between fucking Judge Judy or Natalie Portman, I would pick Judge Judy on principle. I would leave my wife for Judge Judy, on principle.