10. It doesn’t help that poor, poor young lady get out of Sierra Leone, no matter how much money I send.
9. You really start to get an idea of just how hard celebrity can be. Get out of my trashcans people!
8. This girl at my old work got three weeks paid time off, and I thought carpal tunnel meant she broke her wrist on the keyboard.
7. If I really thought about it, I’d say it’s when spell check doesn’t have the answer and I have to use Google.
6. Have you ever slept in vomit?
5. Sitting your kid down in front of the computer and slapping him hard enough to make sure he knows not to touch it.
4. If you brag a little bit the hookers will just think you are trying to tell them you like butt plugs.
3. Are we all going to go blind from looking at computer screens all day? Is there some kind of class-action lawsuit I can get in on?
2. It says brilliant right in the title, of course that is going to be hard
1. Have you looked at how much porn there is on the internet? There is a lot
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